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Horror Films, Ranked from CHUD to WOKE
Horror films, ranked from the most CHUD to the most WOKE: how each is seen in the culture war, with the reason under each title. Every vote moves the scores.
Vote on these films →← CHUD · swipe · WOKE →| # | Title and why | Score | Vote |
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| 1 | 36Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 2 | 37Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 3 | 41Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 4 | 43Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 5 | 43Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 6 | 43Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 7 | 44Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 8 | 44Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 9 | 44Slightly CHUD | Vote | |
| 10 | 45Centre | Vote | |
| 11 | 47Centre | Vote | |
| 12 | 47Centre | Vote | |
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| 18 | 47Centre | Vote | |
| 19 | 47Centre | Vote | |
| 20 | 48Centre | Vote | |
| 21 | 48Centre | Vote | |
| 22 | 48Centre | Vote | |
| 23 | 48Centre | Vote | |
| 24 | 48Centre | Vote | |
| 25 | 49Centre | Vote | |
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| 43 | 51Centre | Vote | |
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| 46 | 51Centre | Vote | |
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| 55 | 52Centre | Vote | |
| 56 | 52Centre | Vote | |
| 57 | 52Centre | Vote | |
| 58 | 53Centre | Vote | |
| 59 | 54Centre | Vote | |
| 60 | 54Centre | Vote | |
| 61 | 54Centre | Vote | |
| 62 | 54Centre | Vote | |
| 63 | 54Centre | Vote | |
| 64 | 55Centre | Vote | |
| 65 | 55Centre | Vote | |
| 66 | 56Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 67 | 56Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 68 | 56Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 69 | 56Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 70 | 56Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 71 | 57Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 72 | 57Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 73 | 57Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 74 | 57Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 75 | 57Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 76 | 58Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 77 | 60Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 78 | 61Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 79 | 62Slightly WOKE | Vote | |
| 80 | 69Leaning WOKE | Vote | |
| 81 | 69Leaning WOKE | Vote | |
| 82 | 70Leaning WOKE | Vote | |
| 83 | 70Leaning WOKE | Vote | |
| 84 | 72Leaning WOKE | Vote | |
| 85 | 74Leaning WOKE | Vote | |
| 86 | 75Leaning WOKE | Vote | |
| 87 | 81Leaning WOKE | Vote |
Across these 87: average score 52, median 51, from 36 to 81. Highest score: Get Out (2017) (81). Lowest score: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) (36).
What critics said about the quality
Scores are about how a title is seen in the culture war, not whether it is good. For some of the titles on this list, here is how critics judged them, word for word from Wikipedia.
The Conjuring (2013)
On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 86% of 227 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 7.2/10. The website's consensus reads: "Well-crafted and gleefully creepy, The Conjuring ratchets up dread through a series of effective old-school scares." Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, assigned the film a score of 68 out of 100, based on 35 critics, indicating "generally favorable" reviews.
Wikipedia, The Conjuring, quoted verbatim · CC BY-SA 4.0
Constantine (2005)
On review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 46% of 227 critics gave the film a positive review and an average rating of 5.5/10; the site's consensus states: "Despite solid production values and an intriguing premise, Constantine lacks the focus of another spiritual shoot-em-up, The Matrix". On Metacritic, it has a weighted average score of 50 out of 100 based on the reviews of 41 critics, indicating "mixed or average" reviews.
Wikipedia, Constantine (film), quoted verbatim · CC BY-SA 4.0
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 94% of 278 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 8.2/10. The website's consensus reads: "A bloody valentine to slasher horror that celebrates personal self-discovery as much as it does the possibilities of cinema, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma combines killer style with a big, still-beating heart." Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, assigned the film a score of 89 out of 100, based on 48 critics, indicating "universal acclaim".
Wikipedia, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, quoted verbatim · CC BY-SA 4.0
Get Out (2017)
On review aggregation website Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 98% based on 403 reviews, and an average rating of 8.30/10. The critical consensus reads, "Funny, scary, and thought-provoking, Get Out seamlessly weaves its trenchant social critiques into a brilliantly effective and entertaining horror/comedy thrill ride." The film was the highest rated wide release of 2017 on the site.
Wikipedia, Get Out, quoted verbatim · CC BY-SA 4.0